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Posted by Poet on August 25, 2006, at 10:16:37
In reply to Re: Modern Factory Farming » Poet, posted by Racer on August 24, 2006, at 11:19:54
I got, uh, brown sandwiches and, uh, green sandwiches. Which one do you want?
Posted by Racer on August 25, 2006, at 12:26:45
In reply to Processed Food » Racer, posted by Poet on August 25, 2006, at 10:16:37
Don't point that finger at me unless you intend to use it.
Posted by Poet on August 26, 2006, at 9:32:13
In reply to Re: Processed Food » Poet, posted by Racer on August 25, 2006, at 12:26:45
I'm a neurotic nut, but you're crazy!
Posted by Racer on August 26, 2006, at 14:30:14
In reply to I Get It » Racer, posted by Poet on August 26, 2006, at 9:32:13
A suicide telegram? Who sends a suicide telegram?
Posted by Poet on August 27, 2006, at 11:31:43
In reply to Re: I Don't Get It » Poet, posted by Racer on August 26, 2006, at 14:30:14
He's so full of twists. He starts to describe a donut and it comes out a pretzel.
Posted by Racer on August 27, 2006, at 13:11:04
In reply to Re: I Don't Get It » Racer, posted by Poet on August 27, 2006, at 11:31:43
I'm looking for a freckle!
Posted by Poet on August 28, 2006, at 8:35:41
In reply to Sure you do, but... » Poet, posted by Racer on August 27, 2006, at 13:11:04
It shakes me! It quakes me! It makes me feel goose-pimply all over!
Posted by Racer on August 28, 2006, at 10:39:53
In reply to Re: Sure you do, but... » Racer, posted by Poet on August 28, 2006, at 8:35:41
I think it's just elegant to have an imagination. I just have no imagination at all. I have lots of other things, but I have no imagination.
Posted by Poet on August 29, 2006, at 8:47:04
In reply to {sigh} I envy you » Poet, posted by Racer on August 28, 2006, at 10:39:53
When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the icebox!
Posted by Racer on August 29, 2006, at 14:48:33
In reply to You Should Envy Me Because » Racer, posted by Poet on August 29, 2006, at 8:47:04
It sort of cools the ankles, doesn't it?
Posted by Poet on August 30, 2006, at 8:59:14
In reply to That's a good plan... » Poet, posted by Racer on August 29, 2006, at 14:48:33
That's the best introduction I've ever heard. "How do you do. Come and have a bathe."
Posted by Racer on August 30, 2006, at 11:28:05
In reply to Re: That's a good plan... » Racer, posted by Poet on August 30, 2006, at 8:59:14
You must forgive me if I say stupid things. My brain has gone to pieces.
Posted by Poet on August 31, 2006, at 8:26:32
In reply to Re: That's a good plan..., posted by Racer on August 30, 2006, at 11:28:05
I was just thinking about cuckoo's for some reason. It's odd.
Posted by Racer on August 31, 2006, at 14:42:10
In reply to I Think I've Joined You » Racer, posted by Poet on August 31, 2006, at 8:26:32
Kings died, kingdoms fell. I don't regret the kingdom - what sense in borders and nations and patriotism? But I miss the kings.
Posted by Poet on September 1, 2006, at 10:49:23
In reply to Feeling melancholy today » Poet, posted by Racer on August 31, 2006, at 14:42:10
You know, at one time, I used to break into pet shops to liberate the canaries. But I decided that was an idea way before its time. Zoos are full, prisons are overflowing... oh my, how the world still dearly loves a cage.
Posted by Racer on September 1, 2006, at 12:05:24
In reply to Re: Feeling melancholy today » Racer, posted by Poet on September 1, 2006, at 10:49:23
A lot of people enjoy being dead. But they are not dead, really. They're just backing away from life. *Reach* out. Take a *chance*. Get *hurt* even. But play as well as you can. Go team, go!
Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
Posted by Poet on September 2, 2006, at 10:54:58
In reply to Still feeling melancholy » Poet, posted by Racer on September 1, 2006, at 12:05:24
Nope, it isn't Hell either. Actually, there is no Hell. Although I hear Los Angeles is getting pretty close.
Posted by Racer on September 2, 2006, at 16:48:32
In reply to Re: Still feeling melancholy » Racer, posted by Poet on September 2, 2006, at 10:54:58
When they ask me what I liked best, I'll tell them, it was you.
;-D
Posted by Poet on September 4, 2006, at 0:39:26
In reply to About that umbrella... » Poet, posted by Racer on September 2, 2006, at 16:48:32
All I know is, on the day your plane was to leave, if I had the power, I would turn the winds around, I would roll in the fog, I would bring in storms, I would change the polarity of the earth so compasses couldn't work, so your plane couldn't take off.
Posted by Racer on September 4, 2006, at 1:12:53
In reply to Re: About that umbrella... » Racer, posted by Poet on September 4, 2006, at 0:39:26
All I'm saying is that, when I'm around you, I find myself showing off, which is the idiot's version of being interesting.
Posted by Poet on September 4, 2006, at 15:03:28
In reply to Re: About that umbrella... » Poet, posted by Racer on September 4, 2006, at 1:12:53
You keep away from me! Just because you're a big movie star, wild parties, swimming pools, you expect every girl to fall in a dead faint at your feet. Well, don't you touch me!
Posted by Racer on September 4, 2006, at 17:31:26
In reply to Changed My Mind » Racer, posted by Poet on September 4, 2006, at 15:03:28
If we bring a little joy into your humdrum lives, it makes us feel as though our hard work ain't been in vain for nothin'. Bless you all.
Posted by Poet on September 5, 2006, at 8:48:59
In reply to Re: Changed My Mind » Poet, posted by Racer on September 4, 2006, at 17:31:26
Well haven't ya heard? She's irresistible. She told me so herself.
Posted by Racer on September 5, 2006, at 15:29:35
In reply to Gossip » Racer, posted by Poet on September 5, 2006, at 8:48:59
Gee, I'm glad you turned up, we've been looking inside every cake in town.
Posted by Poet on September 6, 2006, at 8:26:28
In reply to Re: Gossip » Poet, posted by Racer on September 5, 2006, at 15:29:35
Feed a cold, starve a fever. I was drunk last night, dear Mother, I was drunk the night before. But if you'll forgive me, Mother, I'll never get drunk anymore!
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