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Posted by Racer on August 18, 2006, at 17:50:52
In reply to I Don't wish to Alarm You For » Racer, posted by Poet on August 18, 2006, at 8:47:22
But you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
Posted by gardenergirl on August 18, 2006, at 21:19:15
In reply to Um... » gardenergirl, posted by Racer on August 18, 2006, at 17:49:33
You were right. It IS "murdered" not "killed". I checked.
Grrrrrr. It's going to be so hard to adapt.
Posted by Racer on August 19, 2006, at 13:29:17
In reply to Tangent » Racer, posted by gardenergirl on August 18, 2006, at 21:19:15
Posted by Poet on August 19, 2006, at 17:22:30
In reply to I do not mean to pry -- » Poet, posted by Racer on August 18, 2006, at 17:50:52
The King's stinking son fired me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We're closed.
Posted by Racer on August 19, 2006, at 20:06:20
In reply to Maybe I do, but it's because » Racer, posted by Poet on August 19, 2006, at 17:22:30
You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance. It's going to get you into trouble someday
Posted by Poet on August 21, 2006, at 8:49:29
In reply to Re: Maybe I do, but it's because » Poet, posted by Racer on August 19, 2006, at 20:06:20
Oh, that's what everyone thinks! But kind people find out that they are cruel. Brave men discover that they are really cowards! Confronted by their true selves, most men run away, screaming!
Posted by Racer on August 21, 2006, at 9:08:14
In reply to I disagree » Racer, posted by Poet on August 21, 2006, at 8:49:29
Look! I have one job on this lousy ship, it's *stupid*, but I'm gonna do it! Okay?
Posted by Poet on August 22, 2006, at 8:38:33
In reply to For the last time! » Poet, posted by Racer on August 21, 2006, at 9:08:14
The reason you won't let me borrow your car is because I have a title and a job description, and I'm supposed to follow it, right?
Posted by Racer on August 22, 2006, at 10:36:33
In reply to So That's Why » Racer, posted by Poet on August 22, 2006, at 8:38:33
I like to think I'm a master of my own destiny.
Posted by Poet on August 23, 2006, at 9:56:47
In reply to Re: So That's Why » Poet, posted by Racer on August 22, 2006, at 10:36:33
All right, you win. You win. I give. I'll say it. I'll say it. I'll say it. DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ESCAPING THAT FOR ME! DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ESCAPING THAT FOR ME!
Posted by Racer on August 23, 2006, at 11:24:19
In reply to Fine » Racer, posted by Poet on August 23, 2006, at 9:56:47
Yes, I did read something of that incident when I was a student, but you have to remember that a worm... with very few exceptions... is not a human being.
Posted by Poet on August 24, 2006, at 8:41:34
In reply to Re: Fine » Poet, posted by Racer on August 23, 2006, at 11:24:19
We've established the most enormous medical entity ever conceived...and people are sicker than ever. We cure nothing! We heal nothing!
Posted by Racer on August 24, 2006, at 11:19:54
In reply to Modern Medicine » Racer, posted by Poet on August 24, 2006, at 8:41:34
It's people. Soylent Green is made out of people. They're making our food out of people. Next thing they'll be breeding us like cattle for food.
Posted by Poet on August 25, 2006, at 10:16:37
In reply to Re: Modern Factory Farming » Poet, posted by Racer on August 24, 2006, at 11:19:54
I got, uh, brown sandwiches and, uh, green sandwiches. Which one do you want?
Posted by Racer on August 25, 2006, at 12:26:45
In reply to Processed Food » Racer, posted by Poet on August 25, 2006, at 10:16:37
Don't point that finger at me unless you intend to use it.
Posted by Poet on August 26, 2006, at 9:32:13
In reply to Re: Processed Food » Poet, posted by Racer on August 25, 2006, at 12:26:45
I'm a neurotic nut, but you're crazy!
Posted by Racer on August 26, 2006, at 14:30:14
In reply to I Get It » Racer, posted by Poet on August 26, 2006, at 9:32:13
A suicide telegram? Who sends a suicide telegram?
Posted by Poet on August 27, 2006, at 11:31:43
In reply to Re: I Don't Get It » Poet, posted by Racer on August 26, 2006, at 14:30:14
He's so full of twists. He starts to describe a donut and it comes out a pretzel.
Posted by Racer on August 27, 2006, at 13:11:04
In reply to Re: I Don't Get It » Racer, posted by Poet on August 27, 2006, at 11:31:43
I'm looking for a freckle!
Posted by Poet on August 28, 2006, at 8:35:41
In reply to Sure you do, but... » Poet, posted by Racer on August 27, 2006, at 13:11:04
It shakes me! It quakes me! It makes me feel goose-pimply all over!
Posted by Racer on August 28, 2006, at 10:39:53
In reply to Re: Sure you do, but... » Racer, posted by Poet on August 28, 2006, at 8:35:41
I think it's just elegant to have an imagination. I just have no imagination at all. I have lots of other things, but I have no imagination.
Posted by Poet on August 29, 2006, at 8:47:04
In reply to {sigh} I envy you » Poet, posted by Racer on August 28, 2006, at 10:39:53
When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the icebox!
Posted by Racer on August 29, 2006, at 14:48:33
In reply to You Should Envy Me Because » Racer, posted by Poet on August 29, 2006, at 8:47:04
It sort of cools the ankles, doesn't it?
Posted by Poet on August 30, 2006, at 8:59:14
In reply to That's a good plan... » Poet, posted by Racer on August 29, 2006, at 14:48:33
That's the best introduction I've ever heard. "How do you do. Come and have a bathe."
Posted by Racer on August 30, 2006, at 11:28:05
In reply to Re: That's a good plan... » Racer, posted by Poet on August 30, 2006, at 8:59:14
You must forgive me if I say stupid things. My brain has gone to pieces.
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