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Posted by Poet on August 15, 2006, at 8:43:38
In reply to Re: A request, posted by Racer on August 14, 2006, at 10:49:26
There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
Posted by Poet on August 15, 2006, at 8:44:56
In reply to Re: News Flash -- check for accuracy? » Poet, posted by llrrrpp on August 14, 2006, at 20:39:13
Posted by Racer on August 15, 2006, at 10:02:49
In reply to It's okay » Racer, posted by Poet on August 15, 2006, at 8:43:38
Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
Posted by Poet on August 16, 2006, at 8:49:51
In reply to Re: It's okay » Poet, posted by Racer on August 15, 2006, at 10:02:49
They're going to blow that place sky high. It'll be a tragedy. Unless it's during a dance number.
Posted by Racer on August 16, 2006, at 9:56:01
In reply to Re: It's okay » Racer, posted by Poet on August 16, 2006, at 8:49:51
I'd just like to point out that no one else in my gene pool runs like a girl
Posted by Poet on August 17, 2006, at 8:59:46
In reply to A vital point » Poet, posted by Racer on August 16, 2006, at 9:56:01
Easy peasy, lemon-squeasy. What, is this your first day on the job or something? Look, this is how it goes; You try to attack me, one at a time, and I knock you both out with a single punch. Ready? Go!
Posted by Racer on August 17, 2006, at 10:16:50
In reply to Re: A vital point » Racer, posted by Poet on August 17, 2006, at 8:59:46
I wasn't nervous. Maybe I was a little bit "concerned" but that's not the same thing.
Posted by Poet on August 18, 2006, at 8:47:22
In reply to No, I told you » Poet, posted by Racer on August 17, 2006, at 10:16:50
No reason. It's only... I just happened to look behind us and something is there.
Posted by gardenergirl on August 18, 2006, at 10:17:04
In reply to I Don't wish to Alarm You For » Racer, posted by Poet on August 18, 2006, at 8:47:22
Posted by Racer on August 18, 2006, at 17:49:33
In reply to Inconceivable! (nm) » Poet, posted by gardenergirl on August 18, 2006, at 10:17:04
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Posted by Racer on August 18, 2006, at 17:50:52
In reply to I Don't wish to Alarm You For » Racer, posted by Poet on August 18, 2006, at 8:47:22
But you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
Posted by gardenergirl on August 18, 2006, at 21:19:15
In reply to Um... » gardenergirl, posted by Racer on August 18, 2006, at 17:49:33
You were right. It IS "murdered" not "killed". I checked.
Grrrrrr. It's going to be so hard to adapt.
Posted by Racer on August 19, 2006, at 13:29:17
In reply to Tangent » Racer, posted by gardenergirl on August 18, 2006, at 21:19:15
Posted by Poet on August 19, 2006, at 17:22:30
In reply to I do not mean to pry -- » Poet, posted by Racer on August 18, 2006, at 17:50:52
The King's stinking son fired me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We're closed.
Posted by Racer on August 19, 2006, at 20:06:20
In reply to Maybe I do, but it's because » Racer, posted by Poet on August 19, 2006, at 17:22:30
You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance. It's going to get you into trouble someday
Posted by Poet on August 21, 2006, at 8:49:29
In reply to Re: Maybe I do, but it's because » Poet, posted by Racer on August 19, 2006, at 20:06:20
Oh, that's what everyone thinks! But kind people find out that they are cruel. Brave men discover that they are really cowards! Confronted by their true selves, most men run away, screaming!
Posted by Racer on August 21, 2006, at 9:08:14
In reply to I disagree » Racer, posted by Poet on August 21, 2006, at 8:49:29
Look! I have one job on this lousy ship, it's *stupid*, but I'm gonna do it! Okay?
Posted by Poet on August 22, 2006, at 8:38:33
In reply to For the last time! » Poet, posted by Racer on August 21, 2006, at 9:08:14
The reason you won't let me borrow your car is because I have a title and a job description, and I'm supposed to follow it, right?
Posted by Racer on August 22, 2006, at 10:36:33
In reply to So That's Why » Racer, posted by Poet on August 22, 2006, at 8:38:33
I like to think I'm a master of my own destiny.
Posted by Poet on August 23, 2006, at 9:56:47
In reply to Re: So That's Why » Poet, posted by Racer on August 22, 2006, at 10:36:33
All right, you win. You win. I give. I'll say it. I'll say it. I'll say it. DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ESCAPING THAT FOR ME! DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ESCAPING THAT FOR ME!
Posted by Racer on August 23, 2006, at 11:24:19
In reply to Fine » Racer, posted by Poet on August 23, 2006, at 9:56:47
Yes, I did read something of that incident when I was a student, but you have to remember that a worm... with very few exceptions... is not a human being.
Posted by Poet on August 24, 2006, at 8:41:34
In reply to Re: Fine » Poet, posted by Racer on August 23, 2006, at 11:24:19
We've established the most enormous medical entity ever conceived...and people are sicker than ever. We cure nothing! We heal nothing!
Posted by Racer on August 24, 2006, at 11:19:54
In reply to Modern Medicine » Racer, posted by Poet on August 24, 2006, at 8:41:34
It's people. Soylent Green is made out of people. They're making our food out of people. Next thing they'll be breeding us like cattle for food.
Posted by Poet on August 25, 2006, at 10:16:37
In reply to Re: Modern Factory Farming » Poet, posted by Racer on August 24, 2006, at 11:19:54
I got, uh, brown sandwiches and, uh, green sandwiches. Which one do you want?
Posted by Racer on August 25, 2006, at 12:26:45
In reply to Processed Food » Racer, posted by Poet on August 25, 2006, at 10:16:37
Don't point that finger at me unless you intend to use it.
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