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Posted by Racer on July 9, 2006, at 14:06:24
In reply to Okay » Racer, posted by Poet on July 8, 2006, at 11:36:32
They're not gonna blame me because the phone went dead. I'm not the phone company. Nobody's the phone company anymore!
Posted by Poet on July 10, 2006, at 9:27:56
In reply to Don't blame it on me, though » Poet, posted by Racer on July 9, 2006, at 14:06:24
Ever seen a shirt make a phone call? OOoohhh...
Posted by Racer on July 10, 2006, at 16:02:13
In reply to Re: Don't blame it on me, though » Racer, posted by Poet on July 10, 2006, at 9:27:56
Don't water the plants, they're plastic!
Posted by Poet on July 11, 2006, at 9:06:43
In reply to I thought I told you » Poet, posted by Racer on July 10, 2006, at 16:02:13
What are you a wizard? A genius? Why didn't you tell me that before?
Posted by Racer on July 11, 2006, at 10:23:15
In reply to Re: I thought I told you » Racer, posted by Poet on July 11, 2006, at 9:06:43
This is not an occult science. This is not one of those crazy systems of divination and astrology. That stuff's hooey, and you've got to have a screw loose to go in for that sort of thing. Our beliefs are fairly commonplace and simple to understand. Humankind is simply materialized color operating on the 49th vibration. You would make that conclusion walking down the street or going to the store.
Posted by Poet on July 12, 2006, at 8:36:48
In reply to Re: I thought I told you » Poet, posted by Racer on July 11, 2006, at 10:23:15
It's a Zen thing, like how many babies fit in a tire.
Posted by Racer on July 12, 2006, at 10:34:39
In reply to I think I get it » Racer, posted by Poet on July 12, 2006, at 8:36:48
We consider ourselves bi-costal if you consider the Mississippi River one of the coasts.
Posted by Poet on July 13, 2006, at 8:33:46
In reply to Re: I think I get it » Poet, posted by Racer on July 12, 2006, at 10:34:39
What New York really is, is it's an island, with lots of people, lots of different people... I hope to maybe meet some guys, some Italian guys, and maybe watch some TV.
Posted by Racer on July 13, 2006, at 18:02:40
In reply to Travel Plans? » Racer, posted by Poet on July 13, 2006, at 8:33:46
If there's an empty space, just fill it with a line, that's what I like to do. Even if it's from another show.
Posted by Racer on July 14, 2006, at 1:46:43
In reply to Travel Plans? » Racer, posted by Poet on July 13, 2006, at 8:33:46
I don't make things difficult. That's the way they get, all by themselves.
Posted by Poet on July 14, 2006, at 9:48:05
In reply to Re: Travel Plans? » Poet, posted by Racer on July 14, 2006, at 1:46:43
Well, I'll tell you what. You make it through tomorrow without killing anybody, especially me, or yourself, then I'll start trusting you.
Posted by Racer on July 14, 2006, at 10:36:49
In reply to Here's the deal » Racer, posted by Poet on July 14, 2006, at 9:48:05
Saw this on Lifestyles of the Rich and Shameless...
Posted by Poet on July 17, 2006, at 8:35:55
In reply to You know, I think ... » Poet, posted by Racer on July 14, 2006, at 10:36:49
Okay, okay, okay, okay, this is the best part okay? You make a tax deduction on interest payments you don't even make! Am I an innovator? Am I a genius?
Posted by Racer on July 17, 2006, at 10:22:39
In reply to Re: You know, I think ... » Racer, posted by Poet on July 17, 2006, at 8:35:55
This is just so shocking. I mean I must just be so monumentally naive.
:-D
Posted by Poet on July 18, 2006, at 8:43:28
In reply to Re: You know, I think ... » Poet, posted by Racer on July 17, 2006, at 10:22:39
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
Posted by Racer on July 18, 2006, at 10:01:47
In reply to Yes, you might just be since » Racer, posted by Poet on July 18, 2006, at 8:43:28
I've finally found someone I can love - a good, clean love... without utensils.
Posted by Poet on July 19, 2006, at 8:37:41
In reply to Re: Yes, you might just be since » Poet, posted by Racer on July 18, 2006, at 10:01:47
Listen to me Hillary. I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a woman that he met at a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist only to lose her to her childhood lover who she last saw on a deserted island who then turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French underground.
Posted by Racer on July 19, 2006, at 10:05:52
In reply to Deja Vu? » Racer, posted by Poet on July 19, 2006, at 8:37:41
Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation.
Posted by Poet on July 20, 2006, at 8:27:33
In reply to Re: Deja Vu -- all over again... » Poet, posted by Racer on July 19, 2006, at 10:05:52
He was the patron saint of quality footwear.
Posted by Racer on July 20, 2006, at 10:25:09
In reply to Little Known Fact » Racer, posted by Poet on July 20, 2006, at 8:27:33
As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll.
Posted by Poet on July 21, 2006, at 8:57:11
In reply to Better Known Fact » Poet, posted by Racer on July 20, 2006, at 10:25:09
There was abuse in my family, but it was mostly musical in nature.
Posted by Racer on July 21, 2006, at 10:31:29
In reply to Re: An Unknown Fact » Racer, posted by Poet on July 21, 2006, at 8:57:11
These go to eleven.
Posted by Poet on July 22, 2006, at 10:24:40
In reply to Re: A Well Known Fact » Poet, posted by Racer on July 21, 2006, at 10:31:29
The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...
Posted by Racer on July 22, 2006, at 12:32:25
In reply to Yes Indeed » Racer, posted by Poet on July 22, 2006, at 10:24:40
Just because something's fixed, doesn't mean it can't be broken.
Posted by Poet on July 23, 2006, at 16:04:39
In reply to You know what I always say... » Poet, posted by Racer on July 22, 2006, at 12:32:25
Christ! My customer! She only come in for a demi-wave, she'll come out looking like a flippin' muppet!
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