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Posted by Racer on June 22, 2006, at 22:32:12
In reply to Time for a Makeover? » Racer, posted by Poet on June 22, 2006, at 8:42:33
You know what's gonna happen to you? I am gonna march you over to the zoo and feed you to the yak.
Posted by llrrrpp on June 22, 2006, at 22:37:05
In reply to Re: Time for a Makeover? » Poet, posted by Racer on June 22, 2006, at 22:32:12
I thought yaks are vegetarian?
HEY- are you calling Racer a vegetable?!?
I see what's going on here!
(wink)
Posted by Poet on June 23, 2006, at 8:42:27
In reply to Re: Time for a Makeover? » Poet, posted by Racer on June 22, 2006, at 22:32:12
Now over here, this used to be the lion house, but as it's no longer suitable for animals, we're using it for middle management.
Posted by llrrrpp on June 23, 2006, at 11:34:00
In reply to I Don't Think So Because » Racer, posted by Poet on June 23, 2006, at 8:42:27
you guys crack me up :)
(not that I need any more cracking, but I appreciate it, nonetheless)
lol
Posted by Racer on June 23, 2006, at 13:08:46
In reply to I Don't Think So Because » Racer, posted by Poet on June 23, 2006, at 8:42:27
I'm going to the shed. Mother always said, when you're naughty, you go to the shed. And I've been naughty. God, I'm depressed.
Posted by Racer on June 23, 2006, at 13:10:08
In reply to Re: I Don't Think So Because » Poet, posted by llrrrpp on June 23, 2006, at 11:34:00
Of course, I'm also cracked, and this is the high point of my day, every weekday.
Poet's a genius, you know.
Posted by Poet on June 23, 2006, at 14:59:12
In reply to Re: I Don't Think So Because » Poet, posted by llrrrpp on June 23, 2006, at 11:34:00
I'm pretty cracked, too. Not just the heels of my feet, either.
Poet
Posted by Poet on June 24, 2006, at 11:30:38
In reply to You're right. » Poet, posted by Racer on June 23, 2006, at 13:08:46
You've just had a bad day, that's all...That's a masterpiece of understatement.
Posted by Racer on June 24, 2006, at 12:59:48
In reply to Re: You're right. » Racer, posted by Poet on June 24, 2006, at 11:30:38
When a man is wrestling a leopard in the middle of a pond, he's in no position to run
Posted by llrrrpp on June 24, 2006, at 13:05:52
In reply to Re: You're right. » Poet, posted by Racer on June 24, 2006, at 12:59:48
I feel like I'm interrupting a conversation.
Leopards don't like ponds.
I've taken 2 naps already today and it's barely after noon.
Posted by Poet on June 26, 2006, at 8:23:22
In reply to Re: You're right. » Poet, posted by Racer on June 24, 2006, at 12:59:48
So, Mr. Burglar, you thought you could rob Archie's house, eh? Well Mr. Leech just happens to be a real good friend of mine!
Posted by Racer on June 26, 2006, at 10:20:59
In reply to Slight Problem? » Racer, posted by Poet on June 26, 2006, at 8:23:22
I do, I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.
(And should I read anything into your latest pattern?)
Posted by Poet on June 27, 2006, at 9:18:20
In reply to Re: Slight Problem? » Poet, posted by Racer on June 26, 2006, at 10:20:59
No, that's ridiculous!You can't be all three. Figure out which one you are and call me back!
p.s. just what do you read into my pattern? I would get dizzy trying to following something that goes around and around in circles...
Posted by llrrrpp on June 27, 2006, at 9:38:58
In reply to I'm confused » Racer, posted by Poet on June 27, 2006, at 9:18:20
>
> I would get dizzy trying to following something that goes around and around in circles...you mean, like a racehorse?
how about a kitten chasing her tail?
Posted by gardenergirl on June 27, 2006, at 11:48:14
In reply to Re: I'm confused » Poet, posted by llrrrpp on June 27, 2006, at 9:38:58
> >
> > I would get dizzy trying to following something that goes around and around in circles...
>
> you mean, like a racehorse?
>
> how about a kitten chasing her tail?Or as in "Truly you have a dizzying intellect."?
:)
Posted by Racer on June 27, 2006, at 12:33:02
In reply to I'm confused » Racer, posted by Poet on June 27, 2006, at 9:18:20
No, ma'am. We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor we're aware of.
(Is your Fish Fierce? Have you been to the video store lately? Or just trying to make yourself -- and me -- laugh?)
Posted by Racer on June 27, 2006, at 12:34:19
In reply to dizzy » llrrrpp, posted by gardenergirl on June 27, 2006, at 11:48:14
When I was your age, television was called books.
Posted by Poet on June 28, 2006, at 8:19:10
In reply to Re: I'm confused » Poet, posted by llrrrpp on June 27, 2006, at 9:38:58
Hi llrrppp,
I'm going with a kitten chasing her tail.
Poet
Posted by Poet on June 28, 2006, at 8:25:38
In reply to Re: I'm confused » Poet, posted by Racer on June 27, 2006, at 12:33:02
They look like they're from the CIA, or somethin'.
Posted by Racer on June 28, 2006, at 12:50:23
In reply to Re: I'm still confused » Racer, posted by Poet on June 28, 2006, at 8:25:38
I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.
Posted by Poet on June 29, 2006, at 8:29:38
In reply to Re: I'm still confused, too » Poet, posted by Racer on June 28, 2006, at 12:50:23
Don't write this down, but I find Milton probably as boring as you find Milton. Mrs. Milton found him boring too. He's a little bit long-winded, he doesn't translate very well into our generation, and his jokes are terrible.
Posted by Racer on June 29, 2006, at 12:37:29
In reply to Not confused, just bored » Racer, posted by Poet on June 29, 2006, at 8:29:38
But that doesn't relieve you of your responsibility for this material. Now I'm waiting for reports from some of you... Listen, I'm not joking. This is my job!
Posted by Poet on June 30, 2006, at 8:39:57
In reply to Re: Not confused, just bored » Poet, posted by Racer on June 29, 2006, at 12:37:29
Zero point two... Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Mr. Hoover, president of Delta house? One point six; four C's and an F. A fine example you set! Daniel Simpson Day... HAS no grade point average. All courses incomplete. Mr. Blu - MR. BLUTARSKY... ZERO POINT ZERO.
Posted by Racer on June 30, 2006, at 12:30:17
In reply to Think we need tutoring? » Racer, posted by Poet on June 30, 2006, at 8:39:57
I was born into a class that loves only what it owns... and we don't own quite enough of it anymore.
Posted by Poet on July 3, 2006, at 8:14:46
In reply to A little social commentary » Poet, posted by Racer on June 30, 2006, at 12:30:17
Ladies and gentlemen, this is what is commonly known as money. It comes in all sizes, colours, and denominations - like people. We'll be using quite a bit of it in the next two hours... luckily I have enough for ALL of us.
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