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Posted by Poet on June 16, 2006, at 9:48:51
In reply to I'm not a gold digger » Poet, posted by Racer on June 15, 2006, at 11:08:31
Don't you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You wouldn't marry a girl just because she's pretty, but my goodness, doesn't it help?
Posted by Racer on June 16, 2006, at 12:24:05
In reply to Re: I'm not a gold digger » Racer, posted by Poet on June 16, 2006, at 9:48:51
Listen. For a dress like that, you've got to start laying plans when you're about thirteen.
Posted by Poet on June 18, 2006, at 12:19:19
In reply to A little fashion advice... » Poet, posted by Racer on June 16, 2006, at 12:24:05
This is 1852 dumplin', 1852, not the Dark Ages. Girls don't have to simper around in white just because they're not married.
Posted by Racer on June 18, 2006, at 23:16:40
In reply to Re: A little fashion advice... » Racer, posted by Poet on June 18, 2006, at 12:19:19
We're growing a strange crop of agnostics this year.
Posted by Poet on June 19, 2006, at 8:55:08
In reply to Re: A little fashion advice... » Poet, posted by Racer on June 18, 2006, at 23:16:40
To all the dumb chumps and all the crazy broads, past, present, and future, who thirst for knowledge and search for truth... who fight justice and civilize each other... and make it so tough for crooks like you...
Posted by Racer on June 19, 2006, at 10:02:31
In reply to A toast » Racer, posted by Poet on June 19, 2006, at 8:55:08
No, no, I'm fine. In fact, considering I've been dead for sixteen years I'm in remarkable health.
Posted by Poet on June 20, 2006, at 8:26:00
In reply to It's OK » Poet, posted by Racer on June 19, 2006, at 10:02:31
Oh, by the way, how was my funeral?
Posted by gardenergirl on June 20, 2006, at 9:18:38
In reply to Question » Racer, posted by Poet on June 20, 2006, at 8:26:00
Many of these are snort-worthy, btw. :)
I'm enjoying this thread now that I've started to read it.
gg
Posted by Racer on June 20, 2006, at 10:42:19
In reply to Question » Racer, posted by Poet on June 20, 2006, at 8:26:00
Impulsive? He's full of carrots!
Posted by Poet on June 21, 2006, at 8:28:16
In reply to Answer » Poet, posted by Racer on June 20, 2006, at 10:42:19
He's all right, I suppose, if you like dark, handsome, rich-looking men with passionate natures and too many teeth.
Posted by Racer on June 21, 2006, at 12:47:26
In reply to Hmm » Racer, posted by Poet on June 21, 2006, at 8:28:16
The blues are because you're getting fat and maybe it's been raining too long, you're just sad that's all. The mean reds are horrible. Suddenly you're afraid and you don't know what you're afraid of. Do you ever get that feeling?
Posted by Poet on June 22, 2006, at 8:42:33
In reply to Re: Hmm » Poet, posted by Racer on June 21, 2006, at 12:47:26
I've got to do something about the way I look. I mean a girl just can't go to Sing Sing with a green face.
Posted by Racer on June 22, 2006, at 22:32:12
In reply to Time for a Makeover? » Racer, posted by Poet on June 22, 2006, at 8:42:33
You know what's gonna happen to you? I am gonna march you over to the zoo and feed you to the yak.
Posted by llrrrpp on June 22, 2006, at 22:37:05
In reply to Re: Time for a Makeover? » Poet, posted by Racer on June 22, 2006, at 22:32:12
I thought yaks are vegetarian?
HEY- are you calling Racer a vegetable?!?
I see what's going on here!
(wink)
Posted by Poet on June 23, 2006, at 8:42:27
In reply to Re: Time for a Makeover? » Poet, posted by Racer on June 22, 2006, at 22:32:12
Now over here, this used to be the lion house, but as it's no longer suitable for animals, we're using it for middle management.
Posted by llrrrpp on June 23, 2006, at 11:34:00
In reply to I Don't Think So Because » Racer, posted by Poet on June 23, 2006, at 8:42:27
you guys crack me up :)
(not that I need any more cracking, but I appreciate it, nonetheless)
lol
Posted by Racer on June 23, 2006, at 13:08:46
In reply to I Don't Think So Because » Racer, posted by Poet on June 23, 2006, at 8:42:27
I'm going to the shed. Mother always said, when you're naughty, you go to the shed. And I've been naughty. God, I'm depressed.
Posted by Racer on June 23, 2006, at 13:10:08
In reply to Re: I Don't Think So Because » Poet, posted by llrrrpp on June 23, 2006, at 11:34:00
Of course, I'm also cracked, and this is the high point of my day, every weekday.
Poet's a genius, you know.
Posted by Poet on June 23, 2006, at 14:59:12
In reply to Re: I Don't Think So Because » Poet, posted by llrrrpp on June 23, 2006, at 11:34:00
I'm pretty cracked, too. Not just the heels of my feet, either.
Poet
Posted by Poet on June 24, 2006, at 11:30:38
In reply to You're right. » Poet, posted by Racer on June 23, 2006, at 13:08:46
You've just had a bad day, that's all...That's a masterpiece of understatement.
Posted by Racer on June 24, 2006, at 12:59:48
In reply to Re: You're right. » Racer, posted by Poet on June 24, 2006, at 11:30:38
When a man is wrestling a leopard in the middle of a pond, he's in no position to run
Posted by llrrrpp on June 24, 2006, at 13:05:52
In reply to Re: You're right. » Poet, posted by Racer on June 24, 2006, at 12:59:48
I feel like I'm interrupting a conversation.
Leopards don't like ponds.
I've taken 2 naps already today and it's barely after noon.
Posted by Poet on June 26, 2006, at 8:23:22
In reply to Re: You're right. » Poet, posted by Racer on June 24, 2006, at 12:59:48
So, Mr. Burglar, you thought you could rob Archie's house, eh? Well Mr. Leech just happens to be a real good friend of mine!
Posted by Racer on June 26, 2006, at 10:20:59
In reply to Slight Problem? » Racer, posted by Poet on June 26, 2006, at 8:23:22
I do, I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.
(And should I read anything into your latest pattern?)
Posted by Poet on June 27, 2006, at 9:18:20
In reply to Re: Slight Problem? » Poet, posted by Racer on June 26, 2006, at 10:20:59
No, that's ridiculous!You can't be all three. Figure out which one you are and call me back!
p.s. just what do you read into my pattern? I would get dizzy trying to following something that goes around and around in circles...
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