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Posted by Racer on June 9, 2006, at 11:46:22
In reply to Re: Ah, but... » Racer, posted by Poet on June 9, 2006, at 9:05:01
Don't be superstitious, it's bad luck.
Posted by Poet on June 10, 2006, at 20:10:20
In reply to Unsolicited helpful advice from me to you » Poet, posted by Racer on June 9, 2006, at 11:46:22
Fairy land was never like this!
Posted by Racer on June 14, 2006, at 0:46:39
In reply to Re: Unsolicited helpful advice from me to you » Racer, posted by Poet on June 10, 2006, at 20:10:20
Now that you're half mortal, you're indecent.
Posted by Poet on June 14, 2006, at 9:48:12
In reply to Re: Unsolicited unhelpful advice from me to you » Poet, posted by Racer on June 14, 2006, at 0:46:39
One more look at him with those bedroom-eyes and I'll break your leg!
Posted by Racer on June 14, 2006, at 12:46:10
In reply to Indecent? » Racer, posted by Poet on June 14, 2006, at 9:48:12
Story of my life. I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.
Posted by Poet on June 15, 2006, at 8:24:30
In reply to Re: Indecent? » Poet, posted by Racer on June 14, 2006, at 12:46:10
What are you trying to do to that poor girl, putting on a millionaire act? And, where did you get that phony accent? Nobody "talks loike thet"!
Posted by Racer on June 15, 2006, at 11:08:31
In reply to Putting on airs? » Racer, posted by Poet on June 15, 2006, at 8:24:30
I don't care how rich he is, as long as he has a yacht, his own private railroad car, and his own toothpaste.
Posted by Poet on June 16, 2006, at 9:48:51
In reply to I'm not a gold digger » Poet, posted by Racer on June 15, 2006, at 11:08:31
Don't you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You wouldn't marry a girl just because she's pretty, but my goodness, doesn't it help?
Posted by Racer on June 16, 2006, at 12:24:05
In reply to Re: I'm not a gold digger » Racer, posted by Poet on June 16, 2006, at 9:48:51
Listen. For a dress like that, you've got to start laying plans when you're about thirteen.
Posted by Poet on June 18, 2006, at 12:19:19
In reply to A little fashion advice... » Poet, posted by Racer on June 16, 2006, at 12:24:05
This is 1852 dumplin', 1852, not the Dark Ages. Girls don't have to simper around in white just because they're not married.
Posted by Racer on June 18, 2006, at 23:16:40
In reply to Re: A little fashion advice... » Racer, posted by Poet on June 18, 2006, at 12:19:19
We're growing a strange crop of agnostics this year.
Posted by Poet on June 19, 2006, at 8:55:08
In reply to Re: A little fashion advice... » Poet, posted by Racer on June 18, 2006, at 23:16:40
To all the dumb chumps and all the crazy broads, past, present, and future, who thirst for knowledge and search for truth... who fight justice and civilize each other... and make it so tough for crooks like you...
Posted by Racer on June 19, 2006, at 10:02:31
In reply to A toast » Racer, posted by Poet on June 19, 2006, at 8:55:08
No, no, I'm fine. In fact, considering I've been dead for sixteen years I'm in remarkable health.
Posted by Poet on June 20, 2006, at 8:26:00
In reply to It's OK » Poet, posted by Racer on June 19, 2006, at 10:02:31
Oh, by the way, how was my funeral?
Posted by gardenergirl on June 20, 2006, at 9:18:38
In reply to Question » Racer, posted by Poet on June 20, 2006, at 8:26:00
Many of these are snort-worthy, btw. :)
I'm enjoying this thread now that I've started to read it.
gg
Posted by Racer on June 20, 2006, at 10:42:19
In reply to Question » Racer, posted by Poet on June 20, 2006, at 8:26:00
Impulsive? He's full of carrots!
Posted by Poet on June 21, 2006, at 8:28:16
In reply to Answer » Poet, posted by Racer on June 20, 2006, at 10:42:19
He's all right, I suppose, if you like dark, handsome, rich-looking men with passionate natures and too many teeth.
Posted by Racer on June 21, 2006, at 12:47:26
In reply to Hmm » Racer, posted by Poet on June 21, 2006, at 8:28:16
The blues are because you're getting fat and maybe it's been raining too long, you're just sad that's all. The mean reds are horrible. Suddenly you're afraid and you don't know what you're afraid of. Do you ever get that feeling?
Posted by Poet on June 22, 2006, at 8:42:33
In reply to Re: Hmm » Poet, posted by Racer on June 21, 2006, at 12:47:26
I've got to do something about the way I look. I mean a girl just can't go to Sing Sing with a green face.
Posted by Racer on June 22, 2006, at 22:32:12
In reply to Time for a Makeover? » Racer, posted by Poet on June 22, 2006, at 8:42:33
You know what's gonna happen to you? I am gonna march you over to the zoo and feed you to the yak.
Posted by llrrrpp on June 22, 2006, at 22:37:05
In reply to Re: Time for a Makeover? » Poet, posted by Racer on June 22, 2006, at 22:32:12
I thought yaks are vegetarian?
HEY- are you calling Racer a vegetable?!?
I see what's going on here!
(wink)
Posted by Poet on June 23, 2006, at 8:42:27
In reply to Re: Time for a Makeover? » Poet, posted by Racer on June 22, 2006, at 22:32:12
Now over here, this used to be the lion house, but as it's no longer suitable for animals, we're using it for middle management.
Posted by llrrrpp on June 23, 2006, at 11:34:00
In reply to I Don't Think So Because » Racer, posted by Poet on June 23, 2006, at 8:42:27
you guys crack me up :)
(not that I need any more cracking, but I appreciate it, nonetheless)
lol
Posted by Racer on June 23, 2006, at 13:08:46
In reply to I Don't Think So Because » Racer, posted by Poet on June 23, 2006, at 8:42:27
I'm going to the shed. Mother always said, when you're naughty, you go to the shed. And I've been naughty. God, I'm depressed.
Posted by Racer on June 23, 2006, at 13:10:08
In reply to Re: I Don't Think So Because » Poet, posted by llrrrpp on June 23, 2006, at 11:34:00
Of course, I'm also cracked, and this is the high point of my day, every weekday.
Poet's a genius, you know.
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