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Posted by Racer on May 26, 2006, at 12:52:04
In reply to Re: But » Racer, posted by Poet on May 26, 2006, at 11:22:09
Now I've got to add that to my list! Love the last lines, about TitBit and memoirs...
Posted by Poet on May 27, 2006, at 19:35:18
In reply to Re: But » Poet, posted by Racer on May 26, 2006, at 12:51:00
Oh yes, here we are. "I handed my fedora to a hatcheck girl with all that Venus de Milo had got and then more, and I was admiring the more when I glimpsed something in the back of this frail that set my underwear creeping up on me like it had legs."
Posted by Racer on May 27, 2006, at 20:39:55
In reply to Re: But » Racer, posted by Poet on May 27, 2006, at 19:35:18
A woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man.
Posted by Poet on May 28, 2006, at 16:21:50
In reply to I've heard that... » Poet, posted by Racer on May 27, 2006, at 20:39:55
Well, as soon as we get ourselves cleaned up and we get a little smellum in our hair, why, we're gonna feel 100% better about ourselves and about life in general.
Posted by Racer on May 28, 2006, at 18:27:53
In reply to Re: I've heard that... » Racer, posted by Poet on May 28, 2006, at 16:21:50
Well, it didn't look like a two-horse town, but try finding a decent hair jelly.
Posted by Poet on May 30, 2006, at 8:46:11
In reply to Re: I've heard that... » Poet, posted by Racer on May 28, 2006, at 18:27:53
I don't really think that personal rancor is going to help the situation. If I may say so.
Posted by Poet on June 1, 2006, at 8:23:24
In reply to And » Racer, posted by Poet on May 30, 2006, at 8:46:11
Shane, Shane, come back Shane!
Posted by Racer on June 1, 2006, at 14:22:09
In reply to Oh, Racer, posted by Poet on June 1, 2006, at 8:23:24
Do you mind putting down that gun?
Posted by Poet on June 4, 2006, at 16:23:18
In reply to Re: Oh, Poet, posted by Racer on June 1, 2006, at 14:22:09
Well, it's all based on circumstantial evidence. No one actually saw the bullet leave the gun.
Posted by Racer on June 4, 2006, at 18:36:26
In reply to No problem, but, posted by Poet on June 4, 2006, at 16:23:18
I sent my picture into one of those Lonely Hearts Clubs and they sent it back, saying "We're NOT that lonely!"
Posted by Poet on June 5, 2006, at 11:29:42
In reply to Well, you wanna know my problem? » Poet, posted by Racer on June 4, 2006, at 18:36:26
Oh, I love my family, but I'd give my six kids to get rid of my wife.
Posted by Racer on June 5, 2006, at 17:43:49
In reply to Re: Well, you wanna know my problem? » Racer, posted by Poet on June 5, 2006, at 11:29:42
C'mon Hector, the mac10 submachine gun was practically designed for housewives.
Posted by Racer on June 5, 2006, at 17:45:58
In reply to Re: Well, you wanna know my problem? » Racer, posted by Poet on June 5, 2006, at 11:29:42
A stray energy beam from my substation may be headed for your solar system, and could possibly result in the total annihilation of your species. I'm so terribly sorry for the inconvenience.
Posted by Poet on June 6, 2006, at 8:49:07
In reply to WHOOPS! » Poet, posted by Racer on June 5, 2006, at 17:45:58
It is most gratifying that your enthusiasm for our planet continues unabated. As a token of our appreciation, we hope you will enjoy the two thermonuclear missiles we've just sent to converge with your craft. To ensure ongoing quality of service, your death may be monitored for training purposes. Thank you.
Posted by Racer on June 6, 2006, at 13:02:28
In reply to Re: WHOOPS! » Racer, posted by Poet on June 6, 2006, at 8:49:07
If there's anything around here more important than my ego, I want it caught and shot now!
Posted by Poet on June 7, 2006, at 11:02:00
In reply to All I can say is... » Poet, posted by Racer on June 6, 2006, at 13:02:28
Curiously the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias, as it fell, was, 'Oh no, not again.'
Posted by Racer on June 8, 2006, at 9:52:02
In reply to Re: All I can say is... » Racer, posted by Poet on June 7, 2006, at 11:02:00
I can say without fear of contradiction, that under no circumstances, and at no time has that current administration expended any public monies what so ever for the purchase of the fluffy flower print toilet paper
Posted by Poet on June 8, 2006, at 10:15:32
In reply to Re: All I can say is... » Poet, posted by Racer on June 8, 2006, at 9:52:02
I want the people to know that they still have 2 out of 3 branches of the government working for them, and that ain't bad.
Posted by Racer on June 9, 2006, at 0:43:01
In reply to Fear not » Racer, posted by Poet on June 8, 2006, at 10:15:32
They blew up Congress! Ha ha ha ha!
Posted by Poet on June 9, 2006, at 9:05:01
In reply to Ah, but... » Poet, posted by Racer on June 9, 2006, at 0:43:01
No, sir, I'm afraid not, no sir. I yielded the floor once before, if you can remember, and I was practically never heard of again. No sir. And we might as well all get together on this yielding business right off the bat, now.
Posted by Racer on June 9, 2006, at 11:46:22
In reply to Re: Ah, but... » Racer, posted by Poet on June 9, 2006, at 9:05:01
Don't be superstitious, it's bad luck.
Posted by Poet on June 10, 2006, at 20:10:20
In reply to Unsolicited helpful advice from me to you » Poet, posted by Racer on June 9, 2006, at 11:46:22
Fairy land was never like this!
Posted by Racer on June 14, 2006, at 0:46:39
In reply to Re: Unsolicited helpful advice from me to you » Racer, posted by Poet on June 10, 2006, at 20:10:20
Now that you're half mortal, you're indecent.
Posted by Poet on June 14, 2006, at 9:48:12
In reply to Re: Unsolicited unhelpful advice from me to you » Poet, posted by Racer on June 14, 2006, at 0:46:39
One more look at him with those bedroom-eyes and I'll break your leg!
Posted by Racer on June 14, 2006, at 12:46:10
In reply to Indecent? » Racer, posted by Poet on June 14, 2006, at 9:48:12
Story of my life. I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.
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