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Posted by coral on November 11, 2000, at 21:05:19
In reply to Re: anent » coral, posted by shar on November 11, 2000, at 19:09:47
Dear HC Epidural,
Hey, Texas, I KNEW there was a connection.....as one who has been known to dance under the full moon.
Maybe we can discuss our mutual interests at the Haven...
CPE
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> > Dear Rosebud,
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> > Thank you for clarifying "anent". I thoroughly enjoy the Ren Faire, even though I have to rest up for weeks before attending! Have you pagan interests as well, which are surely Lumptonian, undoubtedly?
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> > Namaste'
Posted by B Day on November 11, 2000, at 21:31:25
In reply to z-z-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..., posted by B Day on November 11, 2000, at 19:51:18
...zzzzzzzzzzZZZZZ-----ummmmmmmmmMMM
MMMMMMMmmmmmmm------------zzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzz-sniff-zzzzzzzzzzz----smack-smack----zzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzz
zzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzz-------poot!-------zzzzZZ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...
Posted by B Day on November 12, 2000, at 10:09:20
In reply to Re: z-z-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..., posted by B Day on November 11, 2000, at 21:31:25
Dear Lumptonians,
Refreshed from a fine day of napping and a delicious breakfast of coffee and chocolate cup cakes, the Ambassador, once again found himself contentedly decomposing. He would like to offer the following anthem for consideration by the people. It is for our armed forces, which we still don't have. Since it is obvious though that we do have a militia, I offer at this time.
From the wails of Hypomania,
To the scares of Schizophrene
We will write our country's babble,
On the couch before TV.
First to fight for Lumping freedom
And to keep our SOs trained
We are proud to wear the blanky
Of the Borderline Insane.The Ambassador would like to say there is not one scrap of inspired creation in the whole of the public domain that he is too proud to pilfer for the Lumptonian people.
It has also just occurred to the Ambassador that when Mozart was his age, he had been dead for thirteen years.
>:-(
Am B
Posted by shar on November 12, 2000, at 10:33:28
In reply to Re: anent, posted by coral on November 11, 2000, at 21:05:19
Works for me! I say give me that REAL old-time religion!!
HC Ectoplasm
> Dear HC Epidural,
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> Hey, Texas, I KNEW there was a connection.....as one who has been known to dance under the full moon.
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> Maybe we can discuss our mutual interests at the Haven...
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> CPE
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> > > Thank you for clarifying "anent". I thoroughly enjoy the Ren Faire, even though I have to rest up for weeks before attending! Have you pagan interests as well, which are surely Lumptonian, undoubtedly?
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> > > Namaste'
Posted by shar on November 12, 2000, at 11:14:20
In reply to Re: z-z-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..., posted by B Day on November 11, 2000, at 21:31:25
Were I still Historical Curator, it would be written that the Ambassador shall always have his own separate room when he retires to sleep for the night. Given his graphic description of sleeping (which affects all of the senses) no good Lumptonian citizen should be subjected to the Horror...er, I mean Honor of sharing a room with him.
HC Ellipsis and Citizen Shar (but you can call me Rosebud)
> ...zzzzzzzzzzZZZZZ-----ummmmmmmmmMMM
> MMMMMMMmmmmmmm------------zzzzzzzzzzzz
> zzzz-sniff-zzzzzzzzzzz----smack-smack----zzzzzz
> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzz
> zzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzz-------poot!-------zzzzZZ
> ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...
Posted by coral on November 12, 2000, at 12:10:32
In reply to Re: z-z-zzz--Traveling with the Ambassador, posted by shar on November 12, 2000, at 11:14:20
Now, everyone knows what a mild-mannered, gentle soul that I am. HOWEVER, it is in violation of my Lumptonian Constitutional Rights if I have to be subjected to the Ambassador's "musical" accompaniment to his marvelous battle song. I'm just concerned that the wonderful, magnificent lyrics would be . . . there is JUST no way I can phrase it delicately . . . and we all know that people do not sing particularly well while holding their noses.
While I personally have no plans of traveling with the Ambassador, except in spirit (VEG), I concur with Rosebud's suggestion.
CPE
Posted by B Day on November 12, 2000, at 12:56:36
In reply to Re: z-z-zzz--Traveling with the Ambassador, posted by coral on November 12, 2000, at 12:10:32
To the People Of Lumptonia,
The Ambassador would now like to apologize for his unfortunate choice of NOISES. The Ambassador would like to remind everyone that he was napping at the time, but nevertheless he is sorry for unwittingly tainting the otherwise pleasant atmosphere of Lumptonia.
The Ambassador attributes this temporary phenomena to the infernal health food he ate. He would like to expel any remaining cause of concern for the people. Surely it will soon pass. The wind of change is already blowing.
I hope this will help the nation breathe more easily.
Airing out the Dog House,
Your Lambrassador
Posted by shar on November 12, 2000, at 18:28:21
In reply to Presenting: The Scares Of Schizophrene, posted by B Day on November 12, 2000, at 10:09:20
Dear Lambrassador,
No matter what horrible, insulting, damning, and heinous things the people of Lumptonia may say about you, there can be no doubt of your creativity, to wit, the Anthem.I am planning to send it to my cousin who is a Marine, and also in the special forces (so secret even he doesn't know what he's doing!). He is great big and strong, and only a little bright, and not much of a sense of humor, but I know he will really enjoy your anthem. If he wants your address, what should I tell him?
I am completely sincere when I compliment your ability to make one Laugh and Laugh, and give tons of material for the citizens of Lumptonia to work with.
Former Herstorical Curator, now Citizen Shar (but you can call me Rosebud)
> Dear Lumptonians,
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> Refreshed from a fine day of napping and a delicious breakfast of coffee and chocolate cup cakes, the Ambassador, once again found himself contentedly decomposing. He would like to offer the following anthem for consideration by the people. It is for our armed forces, which we still don't have. Since it is obvious though that we do have a militia, I offer at this time.
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> From the wails of Hypomania,
> To the scares of Schizophrene
> We will write our country's babble,
> On the couch before TV.
> First to fight for Lumping freedom
> And to keep our SOs trained
> We are proud to wear the blanky
> Of the Borderline Insane.
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> The Ambassador would like to say there is not one scrap of inspired creation in the whole of the public domain that he is too proud to pilfer for the Lumptonian people.
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> It has also just occurred to the Ambassador that when Mozart was his age, he had been dead for thirteen years.
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> >:-(
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> Am B
Posted by B Day on November 12, 2000, at 19:27:18
In reply to Re: Presenting: The Scares Of Schizophrene » B Day, posted by shar on November 12, 2000, at 18:28:21
Dearest Rosebud,
> Dear Lambrassador,
> No matter what horrible, insulting, damning, and heinous things the people of Lumptonia may say about you,
>The Ambassador did not know this. He cannot believe his new protruding eyeballs! The poor Ambassador is so misunderstood. :-(
> there can be no doubt of your creativity, to wit, the Anthem.
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> I am planning to send it to my cousin who is a Marine, and also in the special forces (so secret even he doesn't know what he's doing!). He is great big and strong, and only a little bright, and not much of a sense of humor, but I know he will really enjoy your anthem. If he wants your address, what should I tell him?
>Tell him to get in touch if he'd like: dayworks@vci.net
Perhaps he and his buddies could help me "embellish" the remaining three verses in the Marine version of the tune.
> I am completely sincere when I compliment your ability to make one Laugh and Laugh, and give tons of material for the citizens of Lumptonia to work with.
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> Former Herstorical Curator, now Citizen Shar (but you can call me Rosebud)
>Sincerity becomes you dear Rosebud when your saying nice things to the Ambassador. He always enjoys those rare occasions. Thank you Your Quitterness for such a wonderful compliment. It is a treasure the Ambassador will keep in his heart till that day when the Bird Of Fate guides him to that Big Couch In The Sky.
Your poor, pitiful servant,
Ambassador B
Posted by S. Howard on November 12, 2000, at 19:30:55
In reply to Re: Presenting: The Scares Of Schizophrene » B Day, posted by shar on November 12, 2000, at 18:28:21
Dear Shar-
When you write your cousin the Marine, make sure you explain the big words. LOL
-Gracie (former Army sgt.)
Posted by S. Howard on November 12, 2000, at 19:35:44
In reply to Re: Presenting: The Scares Of Schizophrene » shar, posted by B Day on November 12, 2000, at 19:27:18
Your Quitterness!!! I love it!!!!
-Gracie
Posted by shar on November 13, 2000, at 0:39:34
In reply to Looking for a few good lumps, posted by S. Howard on November 12, 2000, at 19:30:55
When you say "big," should I count syllables or letters? Anything over 5 letters goes into the glossary?
Shar (Former Air Force Brat)
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> Dear Shar-
> When you write your cousin the Marine, make sure you explain the big words. LOL
> -Gracie (former Army sgt.)
Posted by shar on November 13, 2000, at 0:48:16
In reply to Re: HC yells: Addenddum, posted by Emmanuela on November 9, 2000, at 14:09:31
Even though we have folded the Havenmaster back into Lumptonia, the former HC, now Citizen Shar (but you can call me Rosebud), we may find in the future a need for a come hither dance, should any others try to escape...er, I mean feel the need to leave.
Have you ideas for the dance? Is it choreographed? Don't be too advanced for us, please. I can grasp the Lumptonian walk (I can even lift my head while doing the walk), but I don't know how much fancier I can get.
My most grateful thanks to our Choreographer.
> How could the Politically Correct Prime Ministress overlook putting racer's name in the 'Come Hither' Dance being choreographed? Deep apologies - I think perhaps the speed conjured up by the name was just too much for the P.M. to contemplate.
Posted by coral on November 13, 2000, at 11:18:21
In reply to Re: Come Hither Dance » Emmanuela, posted by shar on November 13, 2000, at 0:48:16
Febreze!!!!!!
Posted by B Day on November 13, 2000, at 16:12:36
In reply to Re: Come Hither Dance » Emmanuela, posted by shar on November 13, 2000, at 0:48:16
> Even though we have folded the Havenmaster back into Lumptonia, the former HC, now Citizen Shar (but you can call me Rosebud), we may find in the future a need for a come hither dance, should any others try to escape...er, I mean feel the need to leave.
>The Ambassador can think of one that would make him come hither.
I know, I know...BACK to the Dog House!
Ambassador B
Posted by B Day on November 13, 2000, at 16:32:25
In reply to Presenting: The Scares Of Schizophrene, posted by B Day on November 12, 2000, at 10:09:20
Having experienced yet another rapid outburst of decomposition, it is with great infection for our people that the Ambassador would like to offer the following hymn...
Lumptonia The Pupatal
So pupatal the nation lies,
No alpha wave of brain,
Or surplus 'mounts of energy
Beyond the rooted frame!
Lumptonia! Lumptonia!
God scared her face on thee
And frowned thy mood
With lumptitude
From she to sighing we!Long Live Lumptonia!
Your Ambassador B, De Composer
Posted by Greg on November 13, 2000, at 17:05:30
In reply to And Finally: Lumptonia The Pupatal!, posted by B Day on November 13, 2000, at 16:32:25
Me thinks the Ambassador may have too much free time on his hands....
But then again, I guess that IS the point...
HM
> Having experienced yet another rapid outburst of decomposition, it is with great infection for our people that the Ambassador would like to offer the following hymn...
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> Lumptonia The Pupatal
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> So pupatal the nation lies,
> No alpha wave of brain,
> Or surplus 'mounts of energy
> Beyond the rooted frame!
> Lumptonia! Lumptonia!
> God scared her face on thee
> And frowned thy mood
> With lumptitude
> From she to sighing we!
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> Long Live Lumptonia!
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> Your Ambassador B, De Composer
Posted by shar on November 14, 2000, at 9:59:33
In reply to And Finally: Lumptonia The Pupatal!, posted by B Day on November 13, 2000, at 16:32:25
> Having experienced yet another rapid outburst of decomposition, it is with great infection for our people that the Ambassador would like to offer the following hymn...
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> Lumptonia The Pupatal
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> So pupatal the nation lies,
> No alpha wave of brain,
> Or surplus 'mounts of energy
> Beyond the rooted frame!
> Lumptonia! Lumptonia!
> God scared her face on thee
> And frowned thy mood
> With lumptitude
> From she to sighing we!
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> Long Live Lumptonia!
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> Your Ambassador B, De Composer
Posted by shar on November 14, 2000, at 11:13:51
In reply to Re: Favorite Products for Lumptonians, posted by coral on November 13, 2000, at 11:18:21
> Febreze!!!!!!
CPE--Can this be used directly on the body?
Rosebud
Posted by coral on November 14, 2000, at 14:11:29
In reply to Re: Favorite Products for Lumptonians » coral, posted by shar on November 14, 2000, at 11:13:51
Dear Rosebud,
I haven't the vaguest idea and am thumping myself upside the head because that thought never occurred to me!!!!
CPE
Posted by Emmanuela on November 14, 2000, at 21:51:58
In reply to Re: Favorite Products for Lumptonians, posted by coral on November 14, 2000, at 14:11:29
Greetings to All of Lumptonya (alt. sp.) - Your Prime Ministress has been off in other nether heather scented better weather, researching Febreze and its efffect when directly used upon the body. The final test is yet to come, to wit, to our wit: I have managed to substitute a small rounded tipped nozzle for the regular spray nozzle, and will be eager (a bit overstated perhaps) to ascertain the results as Our Wit, to wit, Lambrador, uses such implement. And I would like to point out that though the Ambassador during his zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzs seemingly made the sound, "poot", in fact it was certainly not as harmless as 'poot' might bring to mind. I hesitate to actually write out the word which best describes the actual noise emission - suffice it to say, it was gross, disgusting, and everything that our beloved Ambassador would hope it to be.
In abeyance (alt. sp.)is being kept the hypnotic dance for bringing straying Lumptonyans back under the banky.
Your loving P.M. and Nat'l Choreographer
Posted by shar on November 14, 2000, at 22:34:51
In reply to Re: Favorite Products for Lumptonians, posted by Emmanuela on November 14, 2000, at 21:51:58
> >...suffice it to say, it was gross, disgusting, and everything that our beloved Ambassador would hope it to be.
I'm beginning to think our beloved Labassador is incorrigible. He has taken his punishments without complaint, made himself a plush dog house with cable, and continues to revel in making the citizenry blush, cringe, wince and groan with his revelations.He almost seems to enjoy being in the dog house, where he can take it easy wrapped up in his blankie, with his Lumpy Basket, favorite squashy pillow, and universal remote.
We may need a council meeting on this issue. (Wrinkling my brow in confusion....)
However, to give credit where it's due, he has come up with some wonderful hymns of late.
Humbly submitted,
Her Quitterness, the Former Herstorical Curator and High Priestess of Research, now Citizen Shar (but you can call me Rosebud)
Posted by Emmanuela on November 15, 2000, at 1:58:43
In reply to Is our Labassador Incorrigible?, posted by shar on November 14, 2000, at 22:34:51
I'm thinking a council meeting is just what the vet ordered. It cannot take place in the PB chatroom, being as how His Pooterness is Mac tweaked and unable to avail himself of that chat. So we'll have to have the meeting by message. Our ever-present reminder of Spring, the Rosebudian perhaps should set the time and day and date for the alleged meeting. The Prime Ministress and National Choreographer salutes Her Quitterness and Rosebudianess.
Posted by B Day on November 15, 2000, at 14:58:38
In reply to Re: Is our Labassador Incorrigible? Shar, posted by Emmanuela on November 15, 2000, at 1:58:43
Dearest Lumptonian People,
After a few days of comfortably staring in one spot, the Ambassador was shaken from his restful state to semi-cognizance by chocolate withdrawals. After refueling on coffee, M&Ms, Kit Kats and Milky Ways, the Ambassador decided to change his "Country Spice" plug-in and read the latest Lumptonian news.
On finishing the news, the Ambassador researched the meaning of the strange, french-sounding word "Febreze" and subsequently deduced that since his unfortunate health-food incident, he has been the butt of many fowl-smelling jokes. The Ambassador had thought he had cleared the air of concern regarding any continuance of his cavital crooning.
The Ambassador was particularly astonished by the strange, french-sounding invention of the Prime Ministeress; the ingenuity of which she seemed to imply she would like to demonstrate to the Ambassador personally. The Ambassador would like to suggest that first she test the new device in the Most High Orifice Of The Prime Ministeress, in order to see if it works. Perhaps additional testing could be provided by the our beloved Flutious-Maximus, her Quitterness, as well as our adorable Couchly Paint-Shaker, Sterling CPE! The Ambassador would be MOST pleased to assist!
Nevertheless, it is obvious that the Lumptonian populace has thinned out recently. The poor Ambassador sadly accepts responsibility for this mass exodus. Furthermore, he would like to ONCE AGAIN allay any whiff of fear which may exist regarding his nocturnal melodiousness and invite the people back to Lumptonia. Hopefully this further repentance and a strict Lumptonian diet will suffice to prevent such nationwide panic in the future.
His Fragrance,
Ambassador B
Posted by Emmanuela on November 16, 2000, at 1:32:51
In reply to Re: Is our Labassador Incorrigible? Shar, posted by B Day on November 15, 2000, at 14:58:38
The Ambassador has most def. misinterp. the Prime Ministress - there would not even be an impersonal demonstration of the device, let alone have the P.M. closer than a 10 foot BiPole. As the great sage DingDong saith: ' Too much fiber in the diet interferes and breaks the quiet."
The P.M. thinks it very wise of the Ambassador to eschew any more healthy food.
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