Posted by bobby on June 11, 2003, at 15:21:49
at lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars--see if they slow down
page yourself over the intercom. Dont disguise your voice
put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffine addictions, switch to espresso
in the memo field of all your check, write "for sexual favors."
specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
when the money comes out of the ATM, Scream "I won
!", "I won!"When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!"
finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
poster:bobby
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